Couldn’t get used to progressives, tired of swapping glasses, so I just ordered gasp bifocals. Next up: hearing aid and walker?

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Deciding whether to watch Yanks or Jets getting easier. And not just because Yanks’ season is almost over.

Why #fringe season 3 sucks: it’s fallen back on the oldest TV cliche: the evil twin. Oh, and a treasure hunt, too. Yawn.

Another night toggling between football and baseball. I need a second tv in this room! (Or I can just shut off this yanks game.)

Say it ain’t so, Mo!

Sometimes you can’t take your eyes off a train wreck, which explains why I haven’t turned off today’s Yankee game.

Is this enough to close the door on Gaudin? Please.

#fringe sharked when they revealed all secrets at end of last season. Now it’s a slow painful descent into banality.