Nobody, but nobody, does this stuff quite like #shatner. Though he’ll never top Rocket Man or his one-man Julius Caesar. http://uri.is/l2

Of course, as soon as I pay for premium account @toodledo suddenly goes offline. Yet another reason why the #cloud isn’t ready for business.

Inbox zero again! Let’s see how long I can keep it that way thus time.

Congrats to @consumerist for being named to PCMag.com’s Top 100 sites of 2009. And it’s a “classic,” too! Who knew? http://uri.is/kv

Apple kills useful apps that might “confuse” users, but allows thousands of fart and and bikini girl apps. Pathetic. http://uri.is/ku

CU’s Morgan Jindrich on health-care reform at Huffpo. Go Morgan! http://uri.is/kt

RT @craignewmark: RT @CReporter: Consumer Reports Declares Wendy’s & McDonald’s Have Scientifically Superior Fries http://bit.ly/GoCYQ

Really want the iTablet or whatever it’s going to be called. But not for $800. That price doomed UMPC, and will doom this. http://uri.is/kr

Who’s idea was it to schedule a meeting for first thing every Monday morning? Oh, right, that was me. Nevermind.

So, what do I do when I can’t sleep? Read up on the latest URL-shortening tricks, of course! http://apb.me/19